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![]() | Dumb? We REALLY are the weakest link - the hilariously wrong quiz show answers that prove Britain is dumbing down | Mail Online Below a few examples of what is in store for you, if you haven't already been told about this article. By no means the funniest or the dumbest, I simply picked them out for their relevance to this forum.* Enjoy, and prepare to be amazed ... or not! ![]() D * By that I meant the subject matter and not the standard of knowledge! Quote:
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dumb...uberdumb in fact
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one of the funniest articles to come out of the daily mail!
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I like this one, but I'd rather not believe it. UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant: Goosey?
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That was in my top 3 - along with the Jewish Pope and Johnny Weissmuller as ... Jesus. Anyone else have a favourite? D | |
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I like this one: Chris Moyles: Which 's' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes? Contestant: Ummm. . . Moyles: It begins with 's' and rhymes with 'perm'. Contestant: Shark. Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with T. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, (pause) Doctor And you have it in for us for running out of sheep!?!
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