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"Hans wasn't sure precisely which line his unit was supposed to be falling back to, but he felt as if he'd probably crossed it some time ago."

 

Clive decided to don his new disguise to escape the cut and paste police.

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WW2Talk's resistance to the EU's linkenbefehl crumbled when Frau Merkel posted her grandad's wartime photos.

 

"I promise - I'm not going to post this on the internet"

 

By 1945, the Germans were clearly on their last legs...

 

Rejected by the SS, Werner still yearned to be a camp commandant.

 

Intention: surrender to advancing elements of 51st Highland Div. at earliest opportunity
Method: approximate enemy's national dress to win trust and goodwill.

 

These heels are killing me....

 

Do I look fat in this tunic?

 

By 1943, the Wehrmacht had degenerated to a point where the cracks were beginning to show...

 

Runs on XXX beer

 

Pilot "Do you honestly think that gnats P, will make the jerries' legless".

 

The ABC of Civilian Life, letter "P" -- the Polling-booth and the Pub.

 

Disruptive Pattern Material Girl?
(Although it's not kosher DPM)

 

Matériel Girl.

 

Di had been asked to dress less conspicuously for the mods' annual gala dinner after last year's 'bearskin' misunderstanding...

 

Mutton dressed as lamb, with mint .

 

Don't Cry For Me, Argentina was a guaranteed hit at corporate events...