Giving evidence, Sergeant Wallace and Private Grommit said they "were" kneading the dough for a Welsh "rabbit" supper for the men after a grand day out, and noticed that the culprits were wearing the wrong trousers in order to stuff the cheese inside. It was a close shave they said as the men could have edam a break for briedom .... hat, coat....
The case against the three soldiers was dismissed with costs against them, they then had to carry the cheese out of court - hope they did it Caerphilly.
I'll have no truck with that - I know my onions, I don't want to get in a pickle, lily. Sorry, I've been reading "J'Accuse" nonstop - I've gorged on Zola.
I'm now trying to remember a memoir in which some recruits were required to roll an enormous whole cheese. Anyone recall that story?
And what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi What cheese can be used to hide a horse? Marscapone What cheese would you use to entice a hibernating bear out of a cave? Camembert Did you hear about the film star who went on the South African eating only cheese diet? She got feta and feta. As I said before, here all week.
