bawdy RAF songs

Discussion in 'The War In The Air' started by mark todman, Jun 9, 2020.

  1. mark todman

    mark todman New Member

    My uncle, Ronnie Chappell, was a navigator in WW2, and when I was growing up in the 60's he would often sing a few of his RAF songs after he'd had a few drinks. I suspect he cleaned them up for my young ears, but there were a few memorable lines and I would love to know more about their beginnings.
    One of them was sung to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and began; "Flying over Germany at 40 thousand feet, dropping bombs on Hitler well it really was a treat"
    Another began, " I went to gay paris, to see a French lady, Tatooed from head to knee, and on her back was a Union Jack, so I paid her 10 cents more"
    Any information would be great.
     
  2. jonheyworth

    jonheyworth Senior Member

    Loads of raf songs . My bomber flies over the ocean , ops in a wimpey, we fly Lancaster bombers . We are a bomber crew , we’ve come from OTU

    There are several versions of your first song, we’re flying flying fortresses is the most , if you google it as that name it should pop up and your second one , the tattooed lady is naval in origin , again with many variations . Look up Lydia the tattooed lady . Written in 1939 but it’s a cleaned up version of the much olde naval original in reality

    Not all are bawdy , ops in a wimpy is clean , ops in a wimpy , ditto , who’ll come on ops in a winpey with me and then a stupid pilot flew her over Germany up came the flak like a Xmas tree and the rear gunner sang as he reached out for his parachute - who’ll come on ops in a wimpy with me etc

    We fly Lancaster bombers has a few swear words, to wit , we fly through bags of shit and the eggs may miss the goods yards but they fuck up poor old Hamm and they’ll take the bloody issue and stuff it up your arse

    We are a bomber crew is pretty clean/ ish : the last verse is : we are a bomber crew , we’ve come from otu what can you be , ditto , oh I can be the pitot repeat ; I can’t fly this fucking thing , repeat , then through all the previous stated crew positions ; bomb Aimer - left left steady dummy run ( or back a bit ) engineer - the starboard outers running rough , navigator what’s the bloody / fucking course for base , wireless op , dah dah dah dah dah dah dit, mid upper, fighter fighter corkscrew port , rear gunner - Jesus Christ its bloody / fucking cold
     
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  3. mark todman

    mark todman New Member

    Hi Jonheyworth, many thanks for your post and sorry for the slow reply, we've had a few domestic upheavals here. I checked out your song suggestions and although they seem a likely fit they don't quite match. I'm wondering if this is because my uncle was just a terrible singer, but I don't think so! He did a year service in S.Africa 1942 - 43 and might have picked up some songs there, but the ones I remember all sounded like the later bombing of Germany. i will try to do some more research on exactly which planes he served and where they were flew from. Thanks
     
  4. jonheyworth

    jonheyworth Senior Member

    Remembered another one ;

    We fly Lancaster bombers
    We fly through bags of shit
    Flak bursts and concentrations
    And we’re very often hit
    So when we drop our ballox
    We do not give a damn
    The bombs may miss the goods yards
    But the fuck up poor old Hamm

    And when the weathers shitty
    And the winds are all to hell
    The navigators ballsed up
    The r/t s ballsed as well
    We think of all the popsies
    We’ve laid in days gone by
    And curse the stupid bastards
    Who taught us how to fly

    And when you get to hades
    It’s just like SHQ
    There’s lots of stooges sitting
    With fuck all else to do
    They’ll ask you for your flimsys
    Your target maps and pass
    Then take the bloody issue
    And stuff it up your arse

    And if you get to heaven
    St Peter will enquire
    Did you just drop a cookie
    Or start some damn great fire
    And when you hear the angels
    Tapping out their faultless Morse
    You’ll know then that your
    QDM
    Was a reciprocal course
     
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  5. mark todman

    mark todman New Member

    Hi Jonhey. I like that one. Very colourful. Any idea what my uncle might have been singing to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic? thanks
     
  6. jonheyworth

    jonheyworth Senior Member


    The only one that fits that is : “ flying flying fortresses “

    We’re flying fortresses at 40000 feet. X 3
    With tons of ammunition but a teeny weeny bomb . Oh where shall we drop it x3 before we fly back home ?

    We’re flying Avro Lancasters at zero zero feet x3 with fuck all ammunition and a bastard great big bomb . We know where to drop it x3 and then we’ll fly back home
     

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