Caption competition

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  1. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Mein Herr, for you the war is over but you'll love the rations here.
     
    canuck, Jun 13, 2017
    #841
  2. Rav4

    Rav4 Senior Member

    Did I pass?
     
    Rav4, Jun 13, 2017
    #842
  3. bofors

    bofors Senior Member

    How did we loose ze war?
    Now where is my other glove?
     
    bofors, Jun 13, 2017
    #843
  4. Charley Fortnum

    Charley Fortnum Dreaming of Red Eagles

    [​IMG]
     
    Charley Fortnum, Jun 25, 2017
    #844
  5. DavidW

    DavidW Well-Known Member

    I thought that Stalin's organ was a WWII rocket launcher!
     
    DavidW, Jun 25, 2017
    #845
  6. idler

    idler GeneralList

    I don't know what they're firing at, but it's definitely fncked.
     
    idler, Jun 25, 2017
    #846
  7. smdarby

    smdarby Well-Known Member

    BANG!
     
    smdarby, Jun 25, 2017
    #847
  8. idler

    idler GeneralList

    Gunners always impress the ladies with what's in their breeches...
     
    idler, Jun 25, 2017
    #848
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  9. bamboo43

    bamboo43 Very Senior Member

    Gunner Thomas had always thought he'd been firing blanks.................until today.
     
    bamboo43, Jun 25, 2017
    #849
  10. idler

    idler GeneralList

    Canada's latest anti-tank gun promised exceptional penetration...
     
    idler, Jun 25, 2017
    #850
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  11. James Harvey

    James Harvey Senior Member

    The artillery wanted to express what they think of their new commanding officer.
     
    James Harvey, Jun 25, 2017
    #851
  12. JPP

    JPP Junior Member

    Beware the dangers of breaking wind near a naked flame!
     
    JPP, Jun 25, 2017
    #852
  13. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    The armour-piercing discarding sabot round has been discontinued in the Canadian military in favour of the penile projector round. It incorporates AI technology because it has a mind of it's own.
     
    canuck, Jun 26, 2017
    #853
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  14. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    WW2 - score card #654367.

    Here Oberst Klaus von Masterrace, (Olympic fencing and equestrian gold medalist, concert violinist, expert on the works of Fabergé and Titian, and fourth wealthiest man in Thuringia) encounters Sergeant Dave 'Tubbs' Normalbloke (hut 4a pie-eating champion, dicky ticker, prone to emotional outbursts about his dear old mum after a pint or two).

    Finishing score:
    K. von Masterrace - 0
    D. Normalbloke - 1

    Funny old war.
     
    von Poop, Jun 26, 2017
    #854
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  15. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    Have we had this one yet ?

    I can't think of anything but I'm sure you lot can.




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    Owen, Jul 4, 2017
    #855
  16. von Poop

    von Poop Adaministrator Admin

    The actual caption Wiki give seems bizarre enough:
     
    von Poop, Jul 4, 2017
    #856
  17. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky Don'tre member

    Fishery Protection Duty??

    TD
     
    Tricky Dicky, Jul 4, 2017
    #857
  18. smdarby

    smdarby Well-Known Member

    "I have a feeling that soon we'll be up to our neck in it"
     
    smdarby, Jul 4, 2017
    #858
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  19. dbf

    dbf Moderatrix MOD

    Proof of disappointing recruitment rates for King Cnut's Own.
     
    dbf, Jul 4, 2017
    #859
  20. smdarby

    smdarby Well-Known Member

    Gezellig!
     
    smdarby, Jul 4, 2017
    #860
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