Because of a slight difference in altitude, the flooding of the Netherlands did not always affect the Nether Regions.
Studies into the protection of vital organs quickly established that helmets were of little benefit to Guardsmen.
Berlin, May 1945 ... What is the scale of this map of the Reich? Er, it's one to one - this is now the actual size. (with apologies to Blackadder Goes Forth)
Egg and chips thrice, sausage and chips twice, twenty pints lager....There! I told you, it WAS service included, and you left a 50 centime tip....
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