Caption competition

Yes, of course you are free to use the bathroom your highness.

 

I can assure you Your Highness, it is your brother-in-law and Wallis down there, would you like us to bring them up?

 

Captain to King George: "Roadkill?"

 

King George to Captain: "I dare you".

 

"I say, are those two men wrestling on the bed down there?"

 

That head’s never going into that flowerpot

 

Not for the first time, young Pierre fell for the old bleu escargot trick.

 

Other people's children are always revolting...

 

Pierre always had to play Pétain.

 

Khan's tolerance of knife crime inevitably led to escalation in some minority communities

 

The camera never lies, but sometimes it fails to mention mitigating circumstances: the kid was ginger.

 

To the true knight of the air, anything more than a pistol would be dishonourable.

 

This is a crap launcher - no I dont think its bad

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"Hey Vasily, why do you have a turkey sitting on your head?"

 

Finally, the long johns knitted by Jan's grandmother were put to good use.

 

"Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three"