Caption competition

Daddy Carrier, Mummy Carrier and Baby Carrier all headed out for an early morning patrol while their porridge cooled.......

 

Imperial Stormtroopers from the thankfully forgotten 1954 production of Star Wars.

 

Driver: Hello is that Direct Line? Yes, I'd like to report an accident please. Yes, most of the damage is to the offside wing!

 

Never play chicken with a mossie

 

You didn't check the altimeter setting before we took off, did you?

 

Nah you're wrong mate, I think I had right of way!

 

But is this any good for getting windscreens off mosquitos?

 

Actually, I do own the road !

That's what happens when you go Drinking and Flying

 

I left a boring office job and joined the army for some excitement!

 

He should've known there'd be a catch when the CSM asked if anyone fancied a room with clean sheets and lots of reproduction...

 

Frankly, Williams, I feel this new office space leaves something to be desired.

 

Sarge, this letter to HR about the new Hot Desking policy.........................

 

I`ve been working from home for so long I had forgotten what a dump this office was!


Kyle

 

“You need to be a bit more careful with the Obliterine, Jenkins - and wait till it has fully dried.”

(Mistakes on Repro sheets were corrected by brushing them out with a formulated correction fluid and retyping once it had dried. "Obliterine" was a popular brand in the UK and Australia.)

 

Don't mention the war...

 

The original version of 'Atomic' by the 1940s band 'Brunette'.