Heard this on the radio earlier. Think of some new titles for new Famous Five books. The Famous Five (novel series) - Wikipedia I'll start with, Five go panic buying.
Five go Home after a Skiing Trip Five Ignore Social Distancing Advice and Go Off to Camp Five Get into Trouble for Coughing in Public Five Have Plenty of Fever Five Go Off Self-Isolating in a Caravan Five on a Secret Trail for more Test Kits Five Get into a Fix in Intensive Care Five Have a Vaccine Mystery to Solve
Five Go Flat - in which they let themselves down rather badly Five Go Apeshit - in which they get holiday jobs in the Primates house at London Zoo
Five go stir crazy 2 - in which they self isolate but occupy themselves with a two week Bake Off competition
Five go panic buying, in which they buy lashings of ginger beer, and clear out all the eggs from all the farms in a fifty mile radius (they have never heard of scapegoating)
