The Cat thread

Discussion in 'The Barracks' started by Fireman, Jul 26, 2010.

  1. Fireman

    Fireman Discharged

    005.JPG I believe I may have done it. Za eat your heart out. Beautiful aren't they?
     
  2. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    View attachment 32837 I believe I may have done it. Za eat your heart out. Beautiful aren't they?

    CATS - the other white meat!
     
  3. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Hot air manufacturer

    View attachment 32837 I believe I may have done it. Za eat your heart out. Beautiful aren't they?

    Hehehe! Beautiful! Mischief on the way! I pity the tree!

    CATS - the other white meat!

    Canuck, trust me, some night you'll find me over a corner with a big stick with jagged edges.
     
  4. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Canuck, trust me, some night you'll find me over a corner with a big stick with jagged edges.

    Can you clean a cat with one of those?
     
  5. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Hot air manufacturer

    Depends, how much are you paying?
     
  6. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Always by the pound!
     
  7. Fireman

    Fireman Discharged

    documents 061.JPG My babies!!!!! I wish I hadn't shown them to you now! I didn't realise what living in the colonies can do to a person. You backwoodsmen must live a tough life. Anyway how could you eat something as beautiful as these?
     
  8. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    View attachment 33179 My babies!!!!! I wish I hadn't shown them to you now! I didn't realise what living in the colonies can do to a person. You backwoodsmen must live a tough life. Anyway how could you eat something as beautiful as these?

    Fireman,

    Relax, I don't actually eat them. I was just having a little fun with you and Za. The culinary value of the feline species is rumoured to be the preserve of the Chinese restaurant.

    Mind you, they would make a lovely little fur coat for the Mrs.

    Interestingly, or shockingly, depending on your perspective, it was recently reported that the wild coyote population here in southern Ontario (mostly in the area around Toronto) has developed a taste for house cats. The so called 'authorities' estimate that 30% of a coyote's diet is now comprised of cat.
     
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  9. Fireman

    Fireman Discharged

    documents 023.JPG CANUCK,
    I know it was just fun and appreciate the humor. Now about this fur coat business....... Will a damaged paw upset the cut of the coat?
     
  10. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Not in the least! It will make a good zipper.
     
  11. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Hot air manufacturer

    View attachment 33179 Anyway how could you eat something as beautiful as these?

    I don't know about you, but when I pick up a cook book to look rabbit recipes up, my cat starts giving me his famous sideways glance.

    Attachments per user has no limit on the normal forum.


    Quoting the Dire Straits, "Money for nothing and the chicks for free."
     
  12. canuck

    canuck Closed Account

    Perhaps he takes you for a magnagati.

    Don't leave this recipe lying around the house za:

    BEER ROASTED CAT
    1 cat cut into roast
    1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
    1 cube of beef bouillon
    1 clove of garlic
    1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer
     
  13. Fireman

    Fireman Discharged

    I think Za and I will have to pay you a visit one dark night. To suggest roast cat is one thing but a CAN of soup!!!!!!! Now I know why we sent people out to the colonies!!!!!!!
     
  14. Fireman

    Fireman Discharged

    003.JPG DBF is right of course. No more cannibalistic discourse. To display my committment to the thread I give you................. Pumpkin.
     
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  15. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    'Cat chat' moved from inserting photo thread.
     
  16. Fireman

    Fireman Discharged

    IMG_1889[1].JPG .JPG]Well done Owen. Not before time that we had a thread of beautiful felines.

    I give you Jake, Jake is in fact a girl but the vet got it wrong!! (French vet!!!!!!)
     
  17. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    I just want to go on record that I hate & detest cats .
    In saying that , I thought you odd people who like them might like to see a photo my mate took of his cat.
     

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  18. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Hot air manufacturer

    You're going straight to hell, O. ;D

    William of Orange on top of the clothes I just had picked up from the clothes line!
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  19. Ropi

    Ropi Biggest retard of all

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    These were born on the night of the 10th of july, so my mom named them Spain, Holland, Germany and Uruguay. Their codes before that were H1N2-H1N5 (their mother's name is Hini/H1N1 - like every cat in the family she was named after a disease... :D)
     
  20. KevinC

    KevinC Slightly wierd

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