As every pub in the land had an ex SAS man drinking there - which would probably add up to ten times the size of the members of the regiment from day one to date. Twice I have had the Falklands war hero with tales of shush! You know who. More to be pitied than scorned, I am capable of making it clear that they should go away. I do not get angry but do wonder what they get out of it. One was a complete pillock, in temperate climate combats with a colour sergeants rank tab with a 2 para flash and wings. Something did not look right and when Ken the landlord pointed to me and said he is an ex pongo (Ken RN for donkeys) I shook hands and said would you like a drink colour sergeant - It's Staff he said, attached then? No 2 Para! That and the way he was dressed and moved just did not tally. It was when another pub regular said that is one dopey beggar last week he was Royal Marines down at the Wetherspoons gaffe in town!