♫ - A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but 2500KG Sprengbombe Cylindrisches are a girl's best friend. - ♫
The stock room staff at Ann Summers (Düsseldorf) reluctantly say farewell to their best-selling item, saying: "After letting go of Max, we'll be hitting the schnapps!"
Forces newspaper Stars and Stripes strapline: "In the election for Supreme Commander George raises a laugh by voting for himself; having already been told that a candidate cannot vote for themself". Kind regards, I like Ike, always, Jim.
GENERAL MONTGOMERY VISITS HIS AMERICAN GENERALS GENERAL MONTGOMERY VISITS HIS AMERICAN GENERALS - lol ;-) "Montgomery was known for his cautious and methodical approach to military strategy - here he is lecturing his American generals on health and safety in the work environment"
'Tell me again, why have you all turned up in steel helmets? The invitation clearly said casual headwear.'
"Three-card monte – also known as find the lady and three-card trick – is a confidence game in which the victims, or "marks", are tricked into betting a sum of money, on the assumption that they can find the "money card" among three face-down playing cards. It is very similar to the shell game except that cards are used instead of shells." ...General I think the card is under your helmet....
Anyhow - I expect you Americans will one day make lots of films about this whole Normandy campaign - and won't just be focussing on D-Day and how we "should have got Caen on day one" - why the hard-hat's boys... I'm just a pussycat really - I won't bite or scratch - just ask my puppies - "Hitler and Rommel" I'm a real charmer really ;-) ... FIELD MARSHAL THE VISCOUNT MONTGOMERY OF ALAMEIN KG GCB DSO 1887-1976 | Imperial War Museums (iwm.org.uk) The Second World War 1939 - 1945: Montgomery with his puppies "Hitler" and "Rommel" at his Headquarters at Blay in France. Behind him can be seen his cage of canaries which also travelled with him.
From left to right: Look Boss, I'm a Fox Terrier, I should be Rommel - Desert Fox, eh? No, you're a nippy little so and so, so a trip to the vet for you! Looks down and hums 'Hitler, he only had one ......." Meanwhile, in Canary Land: ........ Should have called the Spaniel Goebbels I tort I saw a putty ca'
