German Humor

Discussion in 'Germany' started by marek_pk, Mar 25, 2006.

  1. marek_pk

    marek_pk Senior Member

    Have started reading about the Fall of Berlin.

    This was some of the German humor mentioned.

    The letters LSR was posted outside air-raid shettlers. (Luftschutzraum)

    Its was said to stand for:-

    Lernt schnell Russisch - Learn Russian quickly.
  2. Frankie-Four-Fingers

    Frankie-Four-Fingers Junior Member

  3. Herroberst

    Herroberst Senior Member


    È lei Italiano?
  4. Warulfsdottyr

    Warulfsdottyr Junior Member

    another german joke

    the typical aryan is as tall as goebbels , as thin as göring and as blond as hitler.

    treffen sich 2 ärzte sagt , der eine : Heil Hitler , sagt der andere : Heil du ihn doch !


    one doctor says to another doctor :Heil Hitler - says the other : remedy him by yourself !
  5. Warulfsdottyr

    Warulfsdottyr Junior Member


    Welche Ähnlichkeit bestand zwischen dem dritten Reich und einer Straßenbahn?

    Vorne steht der Führer, hinter ihm steht das Volk; wer nicht hinter ihm steht, der sitzt. Zwischendurch wird kassiert. Abspringen während der Fahrt ist verboten...

    whats the affinity between the 3rd realm and a tramway ?

    ahead stands the "führer" , behind him the folk ; who does not stand with him , sits.
    In between the money is taken.To parachute during the drive is forbidden....
  6. Kiwiwriter

    Kiwiwriter Very Senior Member

    This one is one of my favorites:

    "Can we lose the war?"

    "No, now that we've got it, we can never get rid of it." :)
  7. BarbaraHistory

    BarbaraHistory Junior Member

    hitler had a dream : he saw a field of grass on which 3 cows stood.

    one was fat , one thin and one blind.

    he did not know what was the meaning of this and asked a wise man who lived in the woods.
    the man said : the fat cow is göring , the thin goebbels and the blind cow this is you !
  8. Tyrulf

    Tyrulf Member

    coffee !!

    You can sleep when your dead !

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  9. AlexCoppas

    AlexCoppas Junior Member

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  10. lancesergeant

    lancesergeant Senior Member

    Anthony Beevor's book Berlin is full of the morbid dark humour.
  11. cynic

    cynic Junior Member

    I didn't think Germans had a sense of humour:)
  12. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

    I didn't think Germans had a sense of humour:)

    They must have because a German girl wanted to go out with me!
  13. cynic

    cynic Junior Member

    I hope you made her shave her moustache first:)
  14. Owen

    Owen -- --- -.. MOD

  15. cynic

    cynic Junior Member

    Didn't the war start because Germany could not take a joke?:)
  16. BarbaraHistory

    BarbaraHistory Junior Member

    I didn't think Germans had a sense of humour:)

    britains aren't able to understand german humour thats it:)
  17. kibeth

    kibeth Member

    Most of the german people I know have a great sense of humour.... except the ones who eat glass... never quite got that..
  18. lancesergeant

    lancesergeant Senior Member

    britains aren't able to understand german humour thats it:)
    Have to agree with that. They say that humour is shaped by ones environment. German squaddies tried explaining some jokes to me, some I laughed at, some well!!! Each to his own.

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